12.16.2009

dear unknown co-worker

i realize that 70% of our employees are located on one floor. in fact, it's the floor that was meant for storage and was never meant for humans to occupy. it's the floor with only 2 bathrooms.

but could you please, please, please, stop leaving your disgusting shiny skin (?) flakes all over the toilet? it's completely insensitive and foul and unsanitary to boot.

thanks, i hate you.

4 comments:

Michelle said...

eeewwwwww....

Naynayfazz said...

Wow. I am eating pita chips but now I think I am done. That is so foul.

Sleep Goblin said...

gross.

dear unknown co-worker,

i can't figure out who you are, but your fidgeting in your cubicle makes my entire workstation vibrate like we're having an earthquake... i hate you.

-sleepy g

lepetitdoodler said...

mmm... pita chips. i mean, eeew, skin-shedding coworkers...