Just made some hard lotion, supposedly good for eczema and dry skin. Also, naturallymagiallyantibiotic, or something.

Organic beeswax (Have you SMELLED this shit?! Amazing.), shea butter and virgin coconut oil - combine equal parts and melt in double boiler, pour into empty containers, because you're cheap and thrifty (a winning combination, if I do say so myself) (also, because shea butter and virgin coconut oil are more expensive than one would think).