lasers have fixed mine eyes. i could even smell the burning.
it's truly the future.
last saturday i had lasik and PRK done on my eyes, because TWENTY/FIFTEEN VISION! it is, as they say, 'a whole new world'.
well, technically, i have one more follow up today, wherein i remove the contact lens "bandaid" from my PRK eye. thank christ, because it's been giving me blurry double vision, not to mention slight eyestrain headaches, and my typical contact lens pain. i'm anticipating something close to an orgasm once it's out.
funny story: at my day-after follow up, my eyes wouldn't open all the way, my PRK eye was giving me intense pain, and i was tearing up and sniffling something fierce. while the dr was looking at my eyes, i totally snotted. i'm 50/50 on whether or not an actual snot bubble formed and popped. embarrassing!
my overall verdict on the procedure itself: after watching the procedure being done on others, it was both as easy and as bad as i thought it would be. make of that what you will.
when i left the room, i'm pretty sure i looked drunk - due to the release of built-up stress and anxiety leaving my body, not to mention my swollen, wet eyes and tentative, mincing steps. i tottered outside to wait for ant to pick me up, and promptly sat on the rain-wet concrete bench. DERP.
and... it's like getting a new pair of glasses - where things are no longer the proper distances from your body. and it's basically like switching from glasses to contacts, where things look 10% larger than usual. or... things are "actual size", i suppose.
IT'S SO WEIRD to be able to see the curtains clearly in a darkened bedroom. to see things in the shower, or to blow my nose without my lenses fogging up. i'm so glad to not have nosepad dents giving me agita. and it's going to be weirder when i can actually see 100%, without this blasted CONTACT LENS FRAKKING BANDAID.
just a few more hours.
also weird - getting used to my actual face.