10.15.2005

what. the. eff.

sex. with. dolphins.

a few choice tidbids for your reading "pleasure:"

- Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.

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WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

11 comments:

B.O.B.I. said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

One of the more bizarre sites I've found.

How, exactly, did you find this thing?

::looks pointedly at Kimberlina::

::is strangely jealous of male dolphins::

kimberlina said...

um... well... *looks at ceiling* erm. *shrug* gee, i just can't remember that crazy night...

[actually, i stumbled across it in college, i can't even remember the fortuitous(?) events that caused me to find it. man, people are weird.]

Madge said...

Save the Dolphins. No, really. Save them.

Shaggy Llama said...

Before I comment on your oh-so-interesting blog, my dear miss, there seems to be a portentous word given by your word verification! "Yakigy"! I didn't know you were partial to yakking out! You know, there are those yaks who think of llamas as their enemy, but this just isn't so! We've tried to befriend the yaks time and time again, but they keep muttering something about "spit getting in our fur" or some such silly thing.

Anyway, here's a mini-llama from Allamabama! He was made part of the state flag! I think he might like you!

Christopher said...

I will bare all this in mind.

FRITZ said...

Ho.Ly...I'm sorry, that is the just wrong! Wrong, I tell you!
Thanks for swinging by my site so much; you are a hoot and a really generous gal.

Stooopid question time: What does gimchi mean? I feel as though I should know, but...

Oh, and, may I ask how YOU found this sex with dolphins site? You weren't LOOKING for it, were you?

Supermans Foot said...

shit I had seen a few hotties I had my eye on too

fb said...

You've now made me want to watch Kevin Smith movies...is it a Kevin Smith movie wheer they discuss Superman and his Super sperm?!

Was it in Mallrats?

Rowan said...

wow! 'nuff said.

Meghan said...

wow, now that was funny. thanks for the grin! cheers!

---MB

Meaghan said...

WHY does this keep coming up with you, my dearest kimberlina? I have heard about this (very) infamous website since firenze.... but i haven't actually had the guts to look for it. (I have, incidentally, pointed out its existence to multiple people since then, however. strangely, ALL of them have looked it up and reported back to me.) Does ant know about this animal love???????? Does yam?????????????????