pop culture deficient

while making dinner

ant: did you know that clive barker was gay?

me: wait, what?! WHAT?! no way! i thought he was married. he's married. really?

me: ...oh wait, clive BARKER? i thought you meant clive owen. ... clive barker, he's that game show host?

ant: um, no, that's bob barker.


Meaghan said...

I don't know if I know who either of those individuals are... except bob barker. Who isn't gay... right???

Michelle said...

No, Bob Barker is far from gay - in fact, he's been sued a couple of times by the Price is Right models (for lack of a better word) for sexual harrassment... go figure...