6:20-7:15 am
deep sleep, punctuated by bleary awareness of the alarm
zombie-like arm movements in the general vicinity of alarm clock
uncontrollable drooling
pushing away of cats nibbling at forearms
7:16 am
damnation! i'm late!
heart palpitations
7:16-7:17 am
frantic pulling on of funderwear & pants
bathroom rush
brush teeth
void bladder
7:17-7:18 am
pat down hair
finish dressing upper torso
shove feet in socks
race cats to foodbowls
feed cats
7:18-7:19 am
grab books to return
grab flash drive
grab phone
grab keys
grab purse
7:19-7:20 am
shove feet into shoes
peer into fridge for breakfast or lunch
go hungry
7:20-7:21 am
get into car
head to work
did you see that? 7:16-7:21 am. i am out of the house in 5 minutes. and surprisingly am not late to work.
6 comments:
holy gracious. You are amazing. It takes me five minutes to find the bathroom.
and you blogged at the sametime?
Or...couldn't you just get up on time? Just sayin'... :)
i definitely didn't blog at the same time! i posted this much later in the day.
and trust me, i'd LOVE to be able to get up early. i just really, really, really suck at it. did i mention i suck at it?
;)
This is exactly how my mornings go... and on the off chance that I do get up early, I somehow screw it up so that by the time I actually start getting ready to leave, I'm already late again.
you are a miracle of science!
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