12.30.2008

SuperVision

i subscribe to a number of professional magazines and journals at my job. one of them is SuperVision.

it occurs to me, that it's exactly like 'women's world' magazine, except for supervisors and without the color pictures and recipes.

"in conclusion, our friends and family care about us and want us to be healthy. therefore, we must strive to be mentally active. we can make all our hopes and dreams come true when we keep our mind and body in top condition. by staying healthy, we can be productive and pleasant as we journey through life."

are you effing shitting me?

5 comments:

fb said...

Huh? It reads like Japanese English, I see the words, I read the words but it seems to be striving for some naive reality or are we just too cynical for own good!?

kimberlina said...

oh, we're definitely cynical! but i don't think that's a bad thing. i feel like my pupils should be stars and rainbows should appear when i read stuff like that.

Madge said...

oy-yoy-yoy.

Christopher said...

I must be cynical. That was a strange bunch of lines right there.

Smirking Cat said...

And hopefully without a monthly "how to lose 10 pounds" article next to a recipe for chocolate cake...