every night this week, i've gone to bed and proceeded to lie awake until past midnight.
WHAT. THE. HAIL.
as they say.
last night, anthony and i were talking about prank jokes and he mentioned the saran-wrap-on-the-toilet prank, asking if i'd ever heard of it. "if i'd heard of it" - pfft.
my response, "yea, of course! in.. college.. we... time... one-time... week... pranks... *meaningless words jumbled together, stroke-like* *cry laughing*"
i do poorly when i'm tired. it's translated into my physical movements this morning as i'm losing control of my fine motor skills. my fingers fall heavily on the keyboard. my arms move and fall with the weight of gravity, my hands - stiffly limp, not unlike rigor mortis.
and i am grouchy, oh MY, am i grouchy.
i'd been avoiding naps, in the hopes that exhaustion would overtake me, but no such luck. today i will sleep whenever i damn well feel like it. you hear that, self? well, wait, not now. when you get home. yea. home. and stuff.