10.17.2005

updates & news

this is an update to say i'll be mia for the next few days. i have a test monday, class till 9, test on tuesday, at school till 10.

SHOOT ME.

good news:
going to bed before 1 am.
pumpkin carving bash went super well.
mulled wine was divine and there's even some left.
completely kicked a&p lab test's arse.
lots of pumpkin seeds to be toasted at a later date.

bad news:
i have a 6 page paper due on tuesday (as well as the test). i'm a slacker like that.
i think i'm going to do really poorly on this chem test coming up.
we're allowed to drop one test... i was hoping it would be the final.... but the way i've studied (or rather, not studied for this one.... i'm thinking this'll be the doozy.
i just need to get my head out of my little yellow butt and get over this chemistry block. get over it, kim! study, learn it, get the grade. simple, oui? oui.
but first, this test.
then paper.
then test again.
drink, sleep, toast seeds, sleep.
then get pictures up on flickr.

i just reread this post and found it to be rather un-flow-y. oh well.
*sigh*

10.15.2005

what. the. eff.

sex. with. dolphins.

a few choice tidbids for your reading "pleasure:"

- Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.

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WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

10.11.2005

kimberly needs.........

i got this idea from fritz, who got this idea from monkey who got this idea from bobby who got this idea from lulu:

(4 degrees!)

go to google and type "(your name) needs" - make sure the quote marks are there! blog your results.

apparently, this is what i need:

1. Priestess Kimberly Needs Powerful Protection Spell

2. Kimberly needs a woman in her life

3.
Kimberly needs to eat something and keep her ugly mouth shut (ouch!)

4.
Kimberly needs all five of her riders around her at all times (hmm... kinky)

5.
Kimberly needs expert care and stimulation (kinky again!)

oh, do try.

free association

  1. quirk :: i pluck my underarms
  2. crystal :: new age
  3. pet peeve :: co-worker
  4. cuban :: buick boat
  5. breasts :: small & modest
  6. whispers :: secrets & longings
  7. complicated :: career
  8. promise me :: to be kind
  9. murder :: -ous rage
  10. filament :: edison

10.10.2005

mema's alaskan tacos!

so, anyone ever had an alaskan taco? they are truly divine. sent from heaven. manna in the form of a crispy golden shell and shrimp filling.

***drool***

mema's!

@ mema's

@ mema's

@ mema's

@ mema's

this place is incredible. AND they are open till 3 am wed-sat. you can't beat that! late night taco cravings satisfied! i was a little apprehensive the first time i had one, but these are simply dee-lish. we tried the burrito and the taco-rito (taco surrounded by beans & soft shell), but you can't beat the original. i think they also have grouper and veggie, in addition to the normal beef or chicken. and of course, taco salads and what not. : Q

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crazy spider on anthony's side of work:

spider

HUUUUUGGGEEEE!

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and, ending today with yet another cute pic of anthony:

ant

10.08.2005

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck!!

i just missed a phone call from my mom in hong kong because i was scared it might be that annoying asian boy in my anatomy lab!!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*sigh*

ok, i feel better.


::backstory x1::

was late one day to anatomy lab, sat in the back next to asian boy. what is up with asian boys always thinking they can hang with you or that they might have a chance with you because you're asian, too?!?? maybe that's mean, but it's ANNOYING. no lie, he was staring at me the entire class, quite obviously. i was this ---><--- close to turning to him and saying flatly, "i have a boyfriend." it was that bad. i have since moved seats, but i still catch him staring at me out of the corner of my eye every single lab meeting.

::backstory x2::

during high school, went to dinner w/ friends at thai restaurant. asian server eyeing me up. we get round of free desserts. haha! ethnicity totally paid off. on the way out, he asks for my number. flustered and inexperienced, i give it to him, even though i really don't want to. he asks about my plans that night, i tell him i'm going to a movie with friends. when i get home, my parents tell me that some boy named "bird" (yes, that was his name) had called FIVE TIMES. yes, five effing times.

::back to backstory x1::

anyways, i gave my # to asian anatomy lab boy because he was going to miss the next lab and wanted to know if he would miss anything.
it was soo hard for me to give it to him. when he asked, i said, incredulously, "uh, what?" *eyebrow raised*

a myraid of feelings swarmed me at that point.
1. asian boys are often clingy and psycho (god, that is so mean, but true from every experience i have had with them). (note: all were asian boys that did not grow up in the usa.)
2. often, when asked for my #, i either give it or give a fake one.
3. strong desire to turn him down to be strong and just say no, for the first time in my life, than crapping out and giving faux digits.

*sigh* i caved. it was the school part of the situation that won out. anthony suggested later that i just give him my email, or better yet, the teacher's email. i wish i could think quicker.

meet kim's superficiality. why, hello!